Assignment Illusionist

Someone who thinks they’re smarter than the instructor and everyone else, but submits gibberish based entirely on examples from the original assignment. This person believes formatting and confidence will mask the lack of real content.

The essay looked polished but was just recycled instructions—Assignment Illusionist exposed.

by Briton Phillip September 22, 2025

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The optical illusion

Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.

I've waited my whole life to get the optical illusion, and it made me feel great!

by Dump truck January 2, 2017

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lost in illusions

When you are as high as fucked and everything you see seems like you are in Narnia and you start seeing things like Alice in "Alice in Wonderland". Mostly it is caused by shrooms or other drugs that can cause delusions or plays your mind.

Merwin: Dudeeee.. I was lost in illusions last night because of the shrooms that you gave me.

Rupert: Damn Bro! I didn't give them to you, you stole them from me!

by Shadyshadowmoon March 28, 2019

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The moon illusions and lies

The moon is made up of illusions and lies

The moon illusions and lies

by King of wisdom 901 November 3, 2022

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Ames Room Illusion

An Ames Room Illusion is a visual trick created by designing a room with slanted walls, floor, and ceiling that appears rectangular when viewed from a specific spot. Because of this distorted geometry, people or objects inside seem to change dramatically in size depending on where they stand, even though their actual size stays the same.

Ay yo look, it's Tiny Tanner with his tiny mug! Classic Ames Room Illusion, he looks tiny from this angle.

by Huge Aiden August 24, 2025

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