bike drunk

The state of being too blackout drunk to ride a bicycle, but too drunk to walk without it

Johnny was bike drunk, and had to lean on his cruiser in order to make it home saturday night.

by Uncle Mike April 5, 2007

drunk texting

A modern derivative of its cousin, drunk dial-ing, this involves sending text messages via cell phone to friends, girlfriends, sluts, just friends, etc., while in a drunken stupor.

Typically it is used on a desired member of the opposite sex, that is normally not desired during sober hours. This lame attempt to arrange a booty call results from the cowardice of the drunk texter, who fears actually making the drunk dial.

That grease monkey keeps drunk texting her every weekend at 2am.

by DougCrow January 3, 2006

pissy drunk

State of being, where you're so drunk that you piss yourself.

He was pissy drunk, even though he only had one beer to drink. Punk.

by Brandon December 1, 2003

Sleep Drunk

Sleep drunk: the act of being so sleep deprived that you act as though intoxicated

man i was so sleep drunk last night i said some things i shouldn't have

by Rightnowimsleepdrunk July 1, 2009

Drunk

A sublime way of existing in a world full of idiots.

If I wasn't so drunk you would look stupid dancing to that house music shit!

by Johny Rebel May 17, 2003

Drunk Radar

The often useful ability to find your way home, or to where you want to go, whilst incapacitated by alcohol.

I was supposed to be staying at Steve's but we got seperated in the club. My drunk radar got me home even though I didn't know I knew the way.

by EdRush July 13, 2006

deundre

A ladies' man , all women love him because of his personality and sex , and he's intelligent but one female really has his heart.

My son wants to be like deundre.

by Lil big dre December 19, 2016