Deforested

When a woman shaves, but shaves infrequently. This mean that while the trees have all been cut down, the stumps are all still there, making a generally soft and enjoyable area feeling like you're having marital relations with two, wet pieces of sandpaper. If you come away from a sexual encounter with abrasions on your inner thighs or lower stomach, it might be time for her to mow the lawn again. Ignoring this problem can lead to unsightly callouses, arguments, neuroses and extended periods sleeping on the couch, sometimes voluntarily. Also, occasionally, the mixture of the man's pubic hair and the woman's untended garden CAN have a Velcro effect. Several drinks, a pair of scissors and a very steady hand can alleviate this problem

My deforested girlfriend loves it when I go down on her, but I hate having to apply Bactine to my tongue afterwards...

by ZStar930 April 18, 2011

Debonerfication

The instantaneous disappearance of a boner.

She was really hot, but the moment she started talking caused instant debonerfication.

by Chuckin' Up Deuces July 22, 2011

Defenestration

The act of throwing someone out of a window

Death by defenestration has a venerable histort

by Lyric Avery May 21, 2015

demonesque

Demon-looking.

bob: dude, her face was so demonesque when she knew that we took her phone!

by Ninimania July 18, 2016

detone

the tone of attitude someone named isabella devon alexandra uses when she talks about someone or everyone that she hates

watch yo detone, girl

by tack back babe January 17, 2017

defne withapple

It's a crazy girl who does some randome stuff.
she is a smal youtuber.
and everybody is like "why nota?"
defne Withapple ist eine kleine deutsche youtuberin

Defne Withapple is a Youtuber .

by xcrazy123x January 27, 2017

Deforestation

The act of shaving pubic hair

Bro you shave? Naw I'm not about deforestation

by Pause Applause September 12, 2017