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Repeat name definition

An annoyance that frequent urbandictionary.com editors may commonly encounter. When someone defines a name followed by another word or phrase a myriad of times. It's an act that no-life dumbasses do because of severe nearly fatal boredom. It's something thats extremely annoying to avid Urban Dictionary editors and all those caught participating in this act should be caught, temporarily incarcerated, and then immediately beheaded. And no, I'm not being cute.
Kris dannon - a great drink
Kris kringle - a fucking fat shit
Krisshna - a sexy bitch
Kris microbyte - a jew

and a million more, all begenning with "Kris"

ALL authored by, Eyekintgetnopussy

repeat name definition
by Steagles June 11, 2006
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Dedication 3

The worst mixtape in the world, by.. you know it... the sell-out Lil Wayne. Half of the "tracks" are him preaching how good he is or something pointless. Lil Wayne sucks dick, all he is a sell-out, can't even rap anymore, fucking sell-out pussy.
Every rapper is better than Lil Wayne nowadays, he's not even a rapper anymore, the bitch sings like a faggot. Jay-z, Papoose, Nas, Mob Deep, fucking everyone is better than him, he fucking sucks. Dedication 3 sucks cock
by fuklilwayne December 9, 2008
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Definition of Sex

This is what you tell your daughter when she says she's never had sex yet.

"Well Princess, if a man ejaculates in your presence with your permission, consent, or active participation, you just had sex."

If your son says something similar the slight variation is "did you ejaculate in the presence of...etc

Insertion Exemption: Any consensual insertion of penis or penis like object into a bodily oriface can qualify as sex too.
Man: "Honey I'm home from work and stopped at a peep show but don't worry I didn't have sex. I didn't masterbate to completion because I was too drunk from my 5 martini lunch.

Wife: "You What!!!!!!?"

Man: "Its OK, Urban Dictionary says the Urban Dictionary says that this doesn't qualify as the Definition of Sex"

Alternate Example:

Daughter: "I'm still a virgin cause I have my cherry. I only let my boyfriend ass hump me

Father: "You are one sick pup, Princess"
by snausages333 October 18, 2006
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defecation baton

rigid stick or prod for 'conducting' a "movement" (bowel , or "Lincoln Log") into and through a toilet! ie: a process of
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )
the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!

judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !
by michael foolsley January 2, 2022
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Oral Defecation

What you politely call "talking shit"
I had to leave the room . . . his oral defecation was making me nauseous.
by sunkeyeno.3 July 31, 2012
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definition

A sentence that tells what a word means.
by DOGUNIVERSE432 March 17, 2017
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forbidden definitions

I guess it's when urban dictionary thinks' you are being too extreme when describing something. I know this is true because my retarded neighbor's definition, "Annie" never gets posted even after I've submitted it like 5 times already.
For the love of God post that crack baby's defintion already!!! The public has a right to know!
by kill_the_neighbors_kid October 31, 2004
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