cooter cousins

the act of 2 female friends that have now been related through their vagina's after having sexual relations with the same man.

Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are cooter cousins because they both have had sexual relations with Brad Pitt.

by Licky Pee April 11, 2010

Weenis Clous

When you are trying to type"Weenis Cloud" but you are really really drunk and you keep spelling it "Weenis Clous" instead.

"Weenis Clous Problems!"

by FistpumpPushupChapstick October 25, 2011

Ghost Cousin

The spirit of Listerine, moon beans and the great buffalo. They're always around you, though only noticed by those with a mustache. They provide great fortune to true believers.

We lost my sisters goat one time but then the Ghost cousins came and were like "hey, look to the Long House and you will find your sisters goat." Then what'd you know, we believed in the ghost cousins and there it was, right by the Long house.

by Straight Cousin December 22, 2013

peep cousin

Someone who has engaged and/or engages in coitus with someone with whom you have also had sexual intercourse with.
Originally from the television series Scrubs.

Josh and I both had sex with Sarah so we're peep cousins!

by letithappen88 May 11, 2017

ur cousin a muffin

more powerful than thay soul stone.this word is used by the most pwerful men that have a IQ of 123457372

Lil kid:u mum gay
tyrone:ur daddy lesbian
tyler:ur granny tranny
donky:ur sister a mister
mike:ur brother mother
me:ur cousin a muffin
*world explodes and burns like a plastic bag*

by e diffs fg May 14, 2018

Sister Cousin (SC)

Female heterosexual life mates.

Sister Cousin (SC) is a Heterosexual female life mate.

by 802GlobeTrotter April 5, 2019

3.5-tuple-second cousin

Child of their parent’s double-first cousin with their other parent’s sesqui-first cousin.

My 3.5-tuple-second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019