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Crooked Hillary

Coined by Donald Trump during his 2016 election campaign to describe his penis. In an attempt to gain an edge over his opponent, ontop of his unethical campaigning strategies, in confidence he would joke about how hillary would screw over people like how his crooked hillary screwed prostitutes.
"Yeah, he sure talks a lot of big talk, but for a guy with a tiny penis, he still has a crooked hillary.
by Bellarkian August 12, 2019
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davy crockett

So your loving your girl strong getting her wet and really loose, really loose (this is of the utmost importance). As things heat up head south, and instead of munching the rug slip your head into her vagina up to your forehead, like a baseball cap. the spin around so you both have your backs on the bed, table, sink, mother, you know whatever. Then stand up with your new vagina headware and ask politely for her to "drop a load" down your neck, dont work clean up is a breeze! Go look in the mirror you sould have something that looks like the great davy crocket coon skinned hat.
So I was riding this bird and my head got cold so I davy crockett'ed that shit and now I cant get this brown ring off my forehead.
by punkskyw August 18, 2006
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crockett

An unusualy sluty woman.
"Hey look over at that whore. What a crockett!"
by m dizzle T May 2, 2006
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crooked

Gay, fag, likes there own kind
Chris Anserson is so crooked that he does loop-t-loops
by Why do you care? February 23, 2003
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crooked letter

The state of Mississippi.
M-I-crooked letter crooked letter-I etc.
James is from the crroked letter
by Barry April 6, 2004
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crooked

he wont look at here because he's crooked
by vampyro February 24, 2003
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Cloaked

When someone trys to undermine you and do so giving the impression that they are trying to help. Cloaker
She just cloaked me.
by Moncheri64 October 8, 2008
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