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The Crippler

A combinational drug containing a date rape agent, such as GHB or rohypnol, and the morning after pill in one capsule.
Last night, I went to the club with a couple doses of the crippler and a wheelbarrow. I got hella laid.
by therapists July 16, 2008
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Scarlet Crimpernel

The mysterious and undetected figure responsible for fouling public toilets (including those in the work place) in a most heinous manner. To Crimp in the modern vernacular being the verb to open one's bowels. In these cases the faeces usually manifests itself on the rear side of the toilet seat. Using complex trigonometry and huge amounts of conjecture, scientists have hypothesised that a human sub-species possessing an Anus in the lower back is responsible.
Jenkins: By jings Frobisher! Some poor fellow has made a deeply unsuccessful attempt at dropping night soil in this Privy.

Frobisher: Jenkins you bloody fool! Can't you see? This is obviously the work of the Scarlet Crimpernel. Call the Gendarmes!
by BrianTrousers February 16, 2009
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The Crippler

When having sex, the man pulls out and sticks it in her but without warning. When this happens, the woman loses control of her limbs.
Ya, I slipped her the crippler; and she loved it!
by Slick Criple February 5, 2010
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Whip a Crippler

An expression used to describe the act of relaxing with two or more people.
"Alice, Jessica and I are going back to my place to whip a crippler."
by The Crippler Brothers. October 2, 2011
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cripple sex

when doing a girl from behind u put your legs up over her back then you BREAK her back!!!
-dude i heard my gf cheated on me!
-you should give her the cripple sex!
by CSho June 6, 2007
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cripple rimfuck

A cripple rimfuck is when you are pleasuring the girl from behind and you take your penis and rub it around the rim of her rectum and if you do it just rite she will then motion as if she was a cripple in pleasure.
D00d! I totally cripple rimfucked Stacey last night. She looked like a retard at chucky cheese!
by Tawksick May 15, 2008
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Cripper

A stripper with one or more various handicaps.
The cripper looked fine to have just one leg.
by Demigod C April 8, 2011
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