by leslieiscooler October 17, 2020

by ChuggyLittleBuddy May 22, 2021

When your so burnt you have no clue what's going on around you.
Smoked out.
When you claim to get your best sleep while driving.
Vacuming the same spot on your carpet for ten hours. The act of tweaking.
Stealing your friends stolen car.
Stealing your bag and helping you look for it. Attempting to purchase drugs with casino match play or EBT.
Smoked out.
When you claim to get your best sleep while driving.
Vacuming the same spot on your carpet for ten hours. The act of tweaking.
Stealing your friends stolen car.
Stealing your bag and helping you look for it. Attempting to purchase drugs with casino match play or EBT.
by KnightMare. July 25, 2018

When something is juuuust right, in perfect balance, the Goldilocks effect. When something could easily be ruined but is not due to tact, diligence, and luck. Also slang for intoxicants.
That juice was reeeeal crispy last night.
-What you mean the show?
Yaaa that was some super crispy juice.
-Toadly.
-What you mean the show?
Yaaa that was some super crispy juice.
-Toadly.
by EvenMore March 5, 2012

by lil degenerate April 21, 2017

The name of an extremely cold and refreshing beverage. Usually a shitty light american lager beer that hits the spot or a super carbonated and crisp energy drink.
by BASS333 April 12, 2021

An epic gamer that trolls libtards on youtube. Screams into his microphone so much to the point where you wanna just rip out you're eardrums. Prays to Ben Shapiro, He is the best epic gamer and is also the liberal destroyer. He also plays to much Garry's Mod.
Hey, its that guy Crispy Moist that calls everyone a libtard on Garry's Mod. And here are his retarded friends UnjoGratisTheForbiddenMonkeyGod, KimTheKrippledKillerKid, And Sp1r1t.
by Crispy Moist October 2, 2018
