sexdoll crimes

Any crime blamed on innocent materials that make up a Sex doll.

The jury unanimously voted guilty and he was charged with faking a series of sexdoll crimes.

by msscream1234 January 27, 2018

daily existential crisis

Waking up in the morning feeling cumulative depreciation

I set my alarm for daily existential crisis at 6 AM

by Frets & Such February 28, 2017

E.L. Crisis

Early Life Crisis: when a person realizes they are too young to do anything important and will never have their worth recognized until they are an adult. People commonly tell them that they are going to be successful and but they know that sucess is far off because of their age. Depression follows quickly.

Opposite of midlife crisis.

Adam: Eve is so amazing, she could totally make it big in this world.
Seth: What? She is only fourteen!
Adam: So? She is amazing.
Seth: Whatever man, she is too young. I mean do you even know her? One look in her eyes screams E.L. Crisis! Even she knows she is just an insignificant kid.

by Darby Lou January 10, 2009

1970s Gas Crisis

The act of ejaculating in your partner's ass and then using a piece of plastic tubing to suck the semen back out (or have your partner do so, if long enough), similar to how gas was syphoned out of cars during the oil crisis of the early 1970s.

My freaky girlfriend loves the taste of cum and shit so I convinced her to let me give her a 1970s gas crisis.

by Fmr. President Jimmy Carter May 5, 2009

Crisis Zone

A kick ass light gun game made by namco . like time crisis it as a pedal for reloading but instead of just a gun it has sub-machine gun for its lightgun. Also like time crisis it has time limits for each area. Remade for PS2 and wilddog is not in it. Swat based instead of secret agent based

Crisis Zone needs to be two player.

by scannerfish December 31, 2004

Crissy crossy

Cross Faded. High and Drunk at the same time. An amazing combination that leads to a throughly awesome experience, and no hangover the following day.

to say correctly: cross your arms and wiggle your fingers.

Dude. we are so crissy crossy.

I said crissy crossy in socal and everyone looked at me like wtf.

dude you must have been hella crissy crossy last night. that girl was way ugly.

by dantheb December 18, 2009

Crisis Lock Down Mode

When someone throws a shitfit at the house after his or her significant other leaves without saying goodbye. Commonly found within close-nit families and popular parties.

Guy 1: Dude, don't leave me now, bro.

Guy 2: Watch me... watch me take this ass down the road!
Guy 1: NO. If you do that, Gloria is gonna throw a shitfit and the house is gonna go into crisis lock down mode.

by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011