catholic

The only religion where you can sin as much as you want and absolve yourself in time to do it all again the following week.

"Drunken orgy with nubile school girls and farm animals? Sure, I'm Catholic."

by Anonymous July 3, 2003

CRAPHOLE

modern name for the united states of america

as in. "gee yall this sure is a craphole " i am living in..

"yall know america is a craphole"

by marleyb March 19, 2004

Catholic Rubdown

The man (called the pizz) bends over a bed, with his pants down, while the woman (called the moose) takes 2 fingers and runs them up and down the crack of his buttocks. Penetration of the anus is not allowed.

Dude, Steph touched her very first pedu even though she would only give The Pizz the Catholic Rubdown, how wierd is that?

by Chris Moschetti September 10, 2006

Catholic Special

noun: Similar to Happy Ending

"I'm not talkin' about a quick lick... I want the Catholic Special!!"

by NaughtEPriest April 9, 2010

Iona catholic high school

The trashiest school in sauga that a bunch of asians go to, than the occasional black people, than the 1000 white girls that try and act black. The school constantly has a nice trade of kush and vape pens. The teachers are completely oblivious to the fact half their students show up high asf everyday. Located in the most ghetto part of sauga (clk) u might randomly get stabbed in the hallways. HAVE FUN!

What school u go to?
Iona catholic high school , where the students are HIGH in school everyday

by Ionalover101 November 21, 2017

trinity catholic high school

travis goes there
tht should be enough

have a 1.3 gpa? thts ok

by kelly sauer April 9, 2005

catholic church

One of many original roots of discrimination and hatred.
Fears competition that could make man sway from their god so they tell us that things are wrong or sins.
PromotesPrejudice against threats such as women, other religions pagans
HAVE killed more people than Nazi's
Set's ridiculous rules and regulations about what are right and wrong, and how to compensate for them.

1. The Catholic Church was responsible for promoting intolerance throughout history, such as in the case of:
a. Women
b. Jews
c. Muslims
d. Protestants
e. Pagans
f. Every other religion
e. Liberals
f. Gays/Lesbians
d. Abortionists
g. "Sinners"
h. Anyone not "like them" or that go against their "beliefs"

2. Catholics hold "Beliefs" I don't 'believe' what you believe. How the hell do you know anything anyways; have you talked to God? Here is an idea; believe what you want, but don't condemn, condone, or object to anything. Period. If the Catholic "God" is going to judge us, then Catholics shouldn't have to.

Note on abortion: Do you want to be the child of a rape victim? Or a 16 year old girl? Or both? Didn't think so...

by downw/discriminationupw/anarchy March 15, 2007