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Cranked That Murloc

You meet a nice girl and take her back to your place. you take her into the bedroom and begin to have sex. When you are about to splurge you scream "REN EN EN EN EN EN EN" and you squirt your cum into your mouth and then spit it into your partners eyes.
dude.... last night i cranked that murloc.... now my girlfriend is blind....
by Joe "Warlock" Brinton January 11, 2008
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crank that robocop

to masterbate to soulja boy, then do the dance in your sex fluids. to crank dat robocop. crank that robocop.
crank that soulja boyyyy in sex fluids, crank dat robocop, crank that robocop.
by kayyykay November 19, 2007
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Crank 90s

When you mix spit with a baddie or one of the homies.
by Bd16gggg September 17, 2021
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Crank Play

A Pre-Game activity.

The act of intentionally cranking up a player's testosterone levels by doing anything and everything to get him hard and horny as hell so that he'll be criminally aggressive during the game.

AKA: 'Pre-Game Blue Balls' & 'Coach's Cock Block' & 1st and Tense'

Endorsed by high school and college Football and Rugby coaches.

*At least where I'm from.
Crank Play is why God created cheerleaders.
by ericizmine February 24, 2010
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Crank Tank

To penitrate a womans area and fill her up with fluids.
Guy 1 : Man did you sleep with that chick last night?

Guy 2: Yea man totally Crank Tanked Her
by P Man JOnes December 16, 2011
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crank that roosevelt

I was able able to sneak off and crank that roosevelt before my niggaz came through.
by Joe Suds December 3, 2007
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Cranking 90s

Slang term for making out. Other wise known as mixing spit, or snogging.
Hey u wanna crank 90s later,
yeah i love Cranking 90s
by bdog16 September 17, 2021
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