An event or circumstance set to take place in the future which, if attended/experienced, can be predicted to produce catastrophic results for the individual expressing the term, including but not limited to serious injury and/or death.
Brian: "News is the DOOM movie /might/ not suck."
Jason: "Yeah, right. I declare it a crab battle."
Brian: "Stop saying that!"
Jason: "Yeah, right. I declare it a crab battle."
Brian: "Stop saying that!"
by Blank September 21, 2005
1. Attempting to falsely justify a travel when playing basketball.
2. Being so good that nobody sees you dribble.
2. Being so good that nobody sees you dribble.
by Z Holtz January 06, 2009
The act of placing one's genitalia in on or around a woman's mouth as she is crawling on her hands and feet while facing upwards in what is commonly known as a crab walk. It is the male's responsibility to repetitively slap his penis on the said woman's forehead and keep his testicles in her mouth as she desperately tries to free herself by crabwalking away.
John: Hey Becky how long can you hold the crabwalk position?
Becky: I don't know like five minutes.
John: Do you want to go Crab bagging with me?
Becky: What's that?
Becky: I don't know like five minutes.
John: Do you want to go Crab bagging with me?
Becky: What's that?
by profitofspizz May 05, 2010
no man, i dont want to look at porn anymore. the last site i went to gave me e-crabs and my computer went apeshit!
by doob483 November 29, 2007
A rare being, which comes into existence when two male students are binded together in a ceremony called the 'three legged pub crawl'. This being is often found in the northernmost regions of ireland, and is commonly found walking sideways and consuming alcoholic beverages.
by Blaunks May 04, 2008
you take your thumb and your index finger place either one is the pussy and the other in the anus then pitch together and pull down....see what happens
by Anonymous August 29, 2003
by vkp January 26, 2008