COLTON

The best person you will ever meet. He is without a doubt the best guy to date. He will make your heart happy and is a perfect couple with a Hannah.

Girl 1: hey you see Colton one there with Hannah

Girl 2: yeah they are such a cute couple

by FrenchFryLover05 November 10, 2017

Samuel Colt

Like in the wild west this guy was like, "oh, I have an idea" and he invented the revolver

;=-

Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang.

by Simon June 26, 2005

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Not as much as chuck Norris

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Answer not as much as chuck Norris

by Djs October 25, 2012

Colten

A celestial being who doesn't understand, or believe, in his external and internal elegance.

No, that's not an Angel, nor God, it's Colten. :

by Halie Kay December 14, 2008

Anne Coulter

Correctly spelled "Ann Coulter" (though this name has been locked by the UD webmaster). She's a hilarious political pundit that apparently offends people. I don't see why, because she's hilarious and entertaining in a "mental patient" kind of way.

Whenever Coulter is on your TV, rest assured that you're in for a good laugh when she tries to "discuss" something.

I can't see how people can take her seriously, since she's more of a self-parody of a Republican pundit than an actual commentator. Even a high school debate club member could debunk her. Flameing her only gives her credibility.
NOTE: Anyone who actually defends (Ann)Anne Coulter is probably trolling.

Is Ann Coulter on? Awesome! I need a good laugh.

by Doc Mama March 15, 2005

Coulterdollars

Income earned through the process of marketing purposely intemperate, controversial, inflammatory or innacurate rhetoric disguised as legitimate discourse.

The neo-con wanted to charge a subscription fee to access the ranting content of his web site, but no one would pay. There are only so many Coulterdollars to go around.

by Anus Coulter October 27, 2003

colt 45 hands

When one duct-tapes a colt 45 onto each hand. The person who has "colt 45 hands" cannot take them off until he/she finishes the bottle. Very difficult to pee, very easy to get drunk.

I can't fuckin take a leak till i drink my colt 45 hands!

by Jared Hunter March 24, 2005