cooter punch

Absolutely uppercutting the shit out of a bitch's pussy

I absolutely cooter punched ur mother

by jymsel May 13, 2022

cooter greed

The want of cooter, to be horny (Pronounced koo-duh-greed)
Popularized by the great song, cooter digga

1. Mannnnnnnn lets go clubbin i got some cooter greed

2. (sung to gold digga)
She gimme coota
When i'm in neeed
she gimme coota
When i got cooter greeed

by Turd Snatcher July 15, 2006

Scooter Cooter

A hot chick in short shorts and a tank top riding an e-scooter.

ME: Did you see that chick on the scooter?
FRIEND: Was she ugly?
ME: NO WAY! She's was a total Scooter Cooter!

by Jivefool July 25, 2021

Cooter shiner

A huge bruise on your vagina resulting from a roller derby accident, where as a woman fell onto another woman's skate.

Derby girl #1 Oooooh!!! shit! Anger Affliction fell right onto her skate.

Derby girl #2 Yeah.. Thats going to leave one hell of a 'cooter shiner!'

by Jane D.O.A. October 21, 2012

Cooter Pooch

A "pooch" or roll of fat below a chubby woman's waist that hangs over her female parts, or her "cooter".

I screwed this girl the other night, but I had to move her cooter pooch out of the way to find the hole

by Jeffinitely July 1, 2011

cooter queen

Bi cuck guy that loves eating his wife's pussy after a man well endowed is done fucking her.

My Lil cuck hubby is my little um eating cooter queen.

by C-dub73 June 8, 2023

Cooter Bear

a super cuddly type of bear, it loves water, hugs, and kisses.

I cuddled a cooter bear last night, it was so soft.

Look at that cute cooter bear!

by hahahahaha69420 May 13, 2022