Coochie Conservationist 

A Person that believes in conserving the coochie till marriage

Ethan: Hey Fred have you and Ann had intercourse with your genitals yet?

Fred: No! I’m a Coochie Conservationist

Ethan: oh ok Fred I hope her juices are fermenting nicely 😀

Coochie Conservationist by Pseudonym enthusiast December 9, 2020

Conservatism 

The belief that there is a massive worldwide conspiracy put forth by the vast majority of journalists, historians, doctors, scientists and teachers that can only be thwarted by a few plucky oil barons, corporate lobbyists and their billionaire allies.

Thank God for conservatism: people with financial interests against research and learning would never lie to me!

Conservatism by Zotmaster December 6, 2018

law of conservation of mass-energy 

This observed scientific fact that disproves the idea of a creator, for the sum of matter and energy in the universe often change form to one another but get neither CREATED nor destroyed... give it up, religious fundamentalists.

God possibly represents the energy before the universe that exploded into the universe, but most certainly gets disproved as a separate person or entity, by the law of conservation of mass-energy.

law of conservation of mass-energy by Supermanprime666 February 4, 2013

conservation texter 

1.one who have a irrational fear of text/typing full words
2.one who is to lazy to text/type full words so therefore they use abbreviations

1.janice stop conservation texting me and use real f***ing words
2.d*** are you going to keep conservation texting me all night or put together a coherent sentence
3. (from conservation texter) r.o.t.f.l. l.ol.

conservation texter by oamaison1 July 1, 2009

Conservation of Fat Theory 

The total amount of fat in the world stays constant over time. Fat can never be created or destroyed, only gained or lost. When one person gains weight, another loses it, and vice versa.

Julia seems to be shedding off the pounds whereas Lois is now sporting some thunder thighs- it must be because of the Conservation of Fat Theory.

Conservation of Fat Theory by siosays July 19, 2011

Conservatit 

Noun: A person holding conservative views who is unable to explain them and ends up making a boob of himself or herself while trying.

Tim: Has Josh ever ambushed you to talk politics? The guy obviously has no idea what he's talking about. He's such a Conservatit.

Conservatit by akurosawafan October 21, 2010

Cancervative 

A group of people so stuck in their ways that they continually destroy themselves internally

Republicans/Conservatives are examples of cancervatives

Cancervative by Youlosehaha October 15, 2011