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completely newscasted

Obscure British slang for extremely drunk; one step above "absolutely plastered"

from "Not the Nine O'Clock News", referencing Reginald Bosanquet
How's Liam?
Completely newscasted, mate
by SpannerLive April 18, 2023
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Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome

A constant issue among humans where a lot of bad decisions are because the person committing them want to look, be, or act better than the people around them.
Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome can also apply to a person's private lifestyle, such as sexual pleasures or general passions and beliefs.
1: Jeff's a pedophile, we found him with a 14 year old girl. That's why we're not hanging out with him anymore.
2: What the fuck, why would he risk his entire social life just for sexting children?
1: It's some competitive lifestyle syndrome bullshit I don't get.

3: Head of the Sponge Activist Group is trying to take sponges off of the market shelves again.
4: You're kidding me, why the hell do we need a "Sponge Activist Group"?
3: Competitive lifestyle syndrome.
by Prowlerswag June 1, 2023
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competitive stalking

Competitive stalking involves 2 or more parties competing to stalk one's social media and trying to find out information on someone's life through social media. The winner is the one who finds out the most information within a certain timeframe. The profile being stalked is be a fictional profile which is set up by someone and cannot participate in that round of the game.
Want to play competitive stalking? Chloe will set up the profile while me and Yuna will be the 'stalker'!
by film divers August 7, 2023
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Completely Fucked

/kuhm·pleet·lee,ˈfəkt/
adjective

1. (of a student) enrolled exclusively in AP/DC courses.

"he's completely FUCKED junior year"

Similar: screwed, doomed, done for, finished, damned

2. me; presently.

"much to my displeasure, I'm completely fucked at the moment"
Usage(of completely fucked) over time drastically increased alongside growing high school attendance in recent years
by EGJohnson October 10, 2023
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Competable

“Hey Kevin, Steve wants root beer for the party and I want sarsaparilla. Which one do you want?” “They’re competable to me”
by TXBHT December 15, 2023
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Complete Mental Patient

Another name for the country of Croatia during World War II
Person 1: Dude, did you ever read about Croatia in World War II
Person 2: Yeah, It was a Complete Mental Patient
by Depresso Much December 19, 2023
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Complete Sexuality

Complete Sexuality is a modern version of sexuality categorization. It factors in gender preference and lineage preference (sexual orientation and genetic attraction, respectively).

Gender Pref: (culminate through same-sex marriage legal fight)

1) Heterosexual
2) Bisexual
3) Homosexual

Lineage Pref: (Culminate through same-lineage marriage legal fight)

1) Outcestosexual
2) Bicestosexual
3) Incestosexual

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Person 1: I have my complete sexuality. I'm heterosexual and outcestosexual. I also joined the Incest-Outcest Alliance club at my school to show solidarity.
by Dilvaed November 21, 2023
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