Common Prank

A saying used to make light of someone else's bleak situation.

Person 1: "He walked into Saran wrap, and was then shot in the chest"
Person 2: "It's a common prank"
Or
Person 1: "My uncle touched me"
Person 2: "It's a common prank"

by smegmabomb September 8, 2025

Common Peninsula trash

Someone from the peninsula who is trashy

God, Shannon can be such common peninsula trash

by Writer99999999 December 23, 2020

A Common

A type of rarity in children. There's Godly, Mythical, Legendary, Rare, Uncommon, and Common tiers for them. Most commons are usually "special" and are "downed".

Shiiiiiiiit, that's a common behavior right there buddy.

by Shogun__ October 10, 2023

Common-Peopled

Verb- to be common-peopled is to go out with or date someone who is richer than you or from a more wealthy background than you. It is a reference to the Pulp song 'Common People' where Jarvis Cocker starts seeing a wealthy girl who wants to 'live like common people' and 'sleep with common people like you'.

She totally common-peopled me, her parents bought her a flat in Notting Hill.

Mate, you're gonna get common-peopled, she comes from Greece and studies sculpture at St Martins.

by beffjuckley November 1, 2021

Common Derek L

Referring to a fail or a epic fail. Can be used to describe fails such as, getting arrested and charged with vandalism on May 21 2023, having L rizz, messing up relationships, being short, being a cracker, being a short skinny cracker, losing a game, getting insulted, losing an item or a friend, and failing a test.

“They just died in a car crash”
“That’s just a common Derek L”

by Sterek Dack May 24, 2023

Common Pies

Typically a thick, aggressive 50 year old female chubber, who denies getting fatter from eating!

Loves apackofcrisps

You see common pies with the doughnuts again... She claims it's the medicine

by imperfectcube March 8, 2023

Queen of common sense

A friend who tries to explain to you the strange behavior of the male species especially those particular male species that you have been flirting with and have a crush on. They are very sensible which is annoying and calming at the same time because lets face it-over-thinking stuff is tiresome.

Girlfriend-Queen of common sense.

by Esth December 25, 2010