Clout Commander

A chad so great all of the coochie gravitates to him.

Kanan is the clout commander.

by Derric Buttinstein December 13, 2018

send commandos

A super cool way of asking for nudes. Probably just genitals, but if you refer to yourself going shirtless as going commando, then consider this an all around great phrase for sexting.

"Dude, Rachel told me to send commandos while I was in the shower last night."

by lilythegoose December 16, 2018

Forced Commando

When you have to sacrifice your underwear because there's no toilet paper in the bathroom.

Joe: Gross! did you see those shitty underwear in the bathroom stall?
Mike: Those were mine. They didn't have any toilet paper so I had to wipe my ass with my undies. Now I'm Forced Commando.

by Baracus March 21, 2019

Super Commando

You’re not wearing underwear or pants.

Slick Rick said he was coming thru super commando which I thought was a NES game until I saw his taint.

by Stephen B Rollin September 12, 2019

COVID Commander

Another name for the coronavirus pandemic. Named for the main villain in the 80s gi joe cartoons.

"Everyone's panic buying toilet paper because of the COVID Commander."

by AdmiralAshBar May 4, 2020

baby commander

a full fucking physco that plays siege and has an army of babies.

the baby commander was no match for the Jskull

by jskull July 5, 2020

Bot Commander

1. The Roblox game of the same name.
2. A rank that would likely be given in a AI Robot Army. Would be similar to the Colonel rank in the Army.

1. That Bot Commander Game on Roblox is such a banger.
2. Look at that retired robot! He's a Bot Commander! Disguising rude old man!

by Jaeger_Battalion December 5, 2020