Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
by summertime36 September 6, 2021
Get the B.S. Brown Stains on White Collarsmug. "Hey Simon, look at that drink Dave ordered."
"Yeah, I've always thought he was a bit on the collar."
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Tom Cruise is a bit on the collar.
"Yeah, I've always thought he was a bit on the collar."
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Tom Cruise is a bit on the collar.
by flightsabove January 23, 2008
Get the on the collarmug. When you are trying to sell your business services, the feeling you try to convey so your prospect is comfortable working with you AND comfortable telling their bosses why they chose you over your competitors.
JB: You are perfect for them! Listen, show the owner you have worked with firms exactly like hers, with the exact same problems and timelines.
She would be in very good hands, and working with you will provide them with tons of White Collar Compound Interest.
Be Like A White Collar Hug for the business owner.
BK: Good idea, thanks. I was starting to think I would a need a White Collar Rally-Squatch to close this.
She would be in very good hands, and working with you will provide them with tons of White Collar Compound Interest.
Be Like A White Collar Hug for the business owner.
BK: Good idea, thanks. I was starting to think I would a need a White Collar Rally-Squatch to close this.
by Mike109999 September 22, 2025
Get the Like A White Collar Hugmug. by hanballector September 12, 2025
Get the Red Collar Workermug. by AkaDedektif April 1, 2020
Get the Fiber Collarmug. by Spacemankvon September 30, 2018
Get the Hood Collarmug. When a man or woman poops around the neck of their partner, thus creating a "Mud Collar".
aka, Chocolate Chain, The Circle of Trust
aka, Chocolate Chain, The Circle of Trust
Oh yeah zaddy, put that Mud Collar on me before I explode.
Slap that Chocolate chain on me one time.
I'm about to let you into the Circle Of Trust. Hard As Fuck.
Slap that Chocolate chain on me one time.
I'm about to let you into the Circle Of Trust. Hard As Fuck.
by NvZbLe May 18, 2017
Get the Mud Collarmug.