Colonelism

Colonelism is a mental disorder acquired by playing the popular Xbox 360 game 'Halo 3'.
One can receive this disorder by being the rank of 40 to 44 in Halo 3.

Signs of this disorder are degraded mental capabilities, a tendency to play horrible every game, and an irresistable urge to make excuses for their many shortcomings non-stop.

This disorder can be cured (sometimes only partially) by exceeding the rank of 44 and ascending to the rank of Brigadier.

"Wow that guy is horrible at the game, he barely has any kills."
"Hmm he must suffer from Colonelism."
"Yes indeed, his skill level is 41."

by Void Of Hope April 10, 2010

COCONUT HEADASS

JUNGCOCONUT HEAD ASSSSSSS the korean boy hair cut.

-but the look hecka hot so i ain't complaining!

-aye yo look at this coconut headass!

by madamcoconut* October 7, 2019

Coconut

An Indian person who behaves as a white person.
Hairy and brown skin and white man minded.

oh, are you kidding me? Shreva cannot eat spicy curry!!!!

MAAAN he is a coconut!!

by DEgreCHI October 21, 2011

Colonialist

When a white person fancies or wants to have sexual relations with a person of another race.

"Katy only dates Indian guys"
"She is such a colonialist"

by Drake is too real April 25, 2014

colon distress

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

Colon Goalie

A colon goalie is someone who does NOT like to have anal sex.

Guy 1: Hey man, are you a colon goalie?
Guy 2: No way dude!
Guy 1: Hahah, I never knew you liked it in the ass!

by KillCam November 1, 2008

Coconut smasher

A coconut smasher is the supreme leader of boners. It is what you get when your penis is hard enough to smash an actual coconut.

Caution: Using a coconut smasher for dick slapping maybe harmful for your bitches.

Buster: What is that bulge on Thad's crotch?
Me: Looks like he is getting a coconut smasher. He always gets one while watching Top Chef. Padma owns him.
Buster: Damn! I hope his boo is not into clitoral slapping.

by spicyboss June 18, 2017