Carson

A cunt hair that smell like a donkey who lives in shit plant

You remember seeing that nasty looking person the other day ya Carson

by Allen jahnke June 9, 2017

Carson

The worst boyfriend you could ever have, he is a sweet taker, and after he gets tired of sweet talking to you he dumps you. Never ever get you a Carson. He is so rude after y’all break up, just never ever get a carson

He just broke up with her, and just left her, he is such a Carson🙄

by Anonymous 1204 January 28, 2018

Mr Clarkson

Overall just a creepy guy

Mr Clarkson is creepy

by The Note May 20, 2018

Carson City Milkshake

When a girl lies on her back and puts her legs behind her head so she's curled up like a ball with her fa-la-la sticking up in the air. The male counterpart then squats over the girl and begins intercourse. Mid-coitus he produces the poop he's stored up from a lunch of pepperoni Hot Pockets, and shits into the girl counterparts' perfectly aligned anus.

Karen made me pepperoni Hot Pockets for lunch. You know what that means...Carson City Milkshake. *high five*

by Sir Poopington Fantastic October 7, 2009

Clarkson Effect

After-effects of pandemic pop music, named after Kelly Clarkson. The realization that the pop music in question is generally uncouth, and further attempts at a music taste cover-up or camoflage of other more (supposed) innocuous independent or indie music.

"Kimmie really loved the Killers and therefore the Clarkson Effect couldn't be stronger when she discussed her music tastes with the indie elitists"

by snakeatail April 5, 2007

Kelly Clarkson

Winner of AMERICAN IDOL (season 1). Runner up on WORLD IDOL.
fought weight loss....
Born on - 24 April 1982
trademark- performs barefoot
nickname -kellybelly
Has an amazing voice. She truly madly strongly deserved to win American Idol.
Quirky, Bubbly, HOT, sexy woman....

She used to sleep through her alarm :D

Her first single sold nearly 250,000 copies in its first week.
Sings meaningful lyrics..

The world is blessed to have a singer like her. LISTEN To Catch My Breath and Stronger...You'll love her..!
Looks- dashing, Voice - Flawless, Overall - I <3 her

Fan1: -You love Kelly Clarkson?
Fan2 :-Yeah! Flawless woman!

by Kelly1fan January 13, 2013

Carson Newton

Carson Newton is compared to Brad Pitt and is extremly sexy. When seeing him you become extremly horny and want to jump on him and take all of his clothes off. They often times have brown hair with beautiful eyes. He treats you like a princess always. Carson Newton is loved.

"OMG, that Carson Newton is soooo hot."
"Yeah, i totally agree."

by BabyGirl___77 August 17, 2009