"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 2, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smokemug. A word to describe when someone “sucks up” to you or gives you special treatment with romantic intention.
Jane: it seems like John was giving me a lot of attention last night… he was really lighting my cigarette
by Rusty.Bedspring September 3, 2023
Get the Lighting my cigarettemug. 1 “ what happen to your hair?”
2 “oh me and my girl tried Human Cigarette last night my toes felt so good”
2 “oh me and my girl tried Human Cigarette last night my toes felt so good”
by Big Muh Fuggin Eaf April 6, 2021
Get the Human Cigarettemug. by Bestiebooboo March 16, 2023
Get the Cigarette buttmug. by 7MVsjUk May 3, 2018
Get the cigarette fingermug. 
Get the Second-hand Cigarettemug. New York Police Department <NYPD> Plus Andy Sameverg Plus The Country Of Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation Of Eros, Pathos, And Logos
New York Police Department <NYPD> Plus Andy Sameverg Plus The Country Of Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation Of Eros, Pathos, And Logos
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
Get the New York Police Department <NYPD> Plus Andy Sameverg Plus The Country Of Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation Of Eros, Pathos, And Logosmug.