Chocolate Salute

When one defecates on ones hand, paying particular attention to apply a healthy coat to the finger tips.

Then, in a proud, military stance, salutes ones adversary - ensuring a self-given shit marked eyebrow.

On the downward motion of the salute, one must endeavour to flick the remaining excretion onto the face and neck area of their commander/adversary.

Fuckin hell! Did you see that? Barry just gave Colin a cracking chocolate salute. He'll be wearing that eyebrow for days.

by Dontask123 May 8, 2011

Chocolate smudge

v- to take a shit in someone's mouth and make out with them.

Adam loves to chocolate smudge his mother.

by Adams favorite March 21, 2014

Chocolate Fountain

When you do a handstand while having diarrhea.

George: I’m bouta give my girl the chocolate fountain treatment tonight wish me luck.

John: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by JJ Charlemagne September 8, 2020

Chocolate Starfish

the exit hole for human poo

my chocolate starfish is itchy

by ben farrant January 11, 2009

Chocolate Wings

Chocolate wings symbolizes one-sided love, It means a person gets too attached to someone but only ends up getting betrayed.

I had high hopes for her not knowing I’d end up with a pair of chocolate wings

by belle Kim July 31, 2020

chocolate box

Anal orifice, esp. that of an attractive female.

After Mike played three consecutive John Mayer CD's, Ashley finally opened up her chocolate box to him.

by Psychobenzaprine August 19, 2007

chocolate snake

Feces, especially a long, unbroken segment thereof.

"That's it boys, pull over at the next rest stop, it's time for me to drown the chocolate snake."

by dinobuddy December 27, 2006