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a no-fucks given cunt who wins at all costs. Typical signs that someone is a champion cunt include:
-doing aerobic exercise every fucking day with no excuses not to get it fucking in
-going to bed before 10 every fucking night
-smashing in at least 5 liters of water a day
-they're an aggressive vegan cunt who doesn't give a fuck about being judged by first-world nonvegan pansies who can't even run around the fucking block
-smashing out youtube videos every day, even if it's just a video talking about megalodon sharks while wearing a vegan tshirt
-has a vasectomy cos there are too many fucking orphans as it is
-if the champion cunt is male, his balls will typically be the size of watermelons
-if the champion cunt is female, typically well-trained in the noble art of ballbusting
-doing aerobic exercise every fucking day with no excuses not to get it fucking in
-going to bed before 10 every fucking night
-smashing in at least 5 liters of water a day
-they're an aggressive vegan cunt who doesn't give a fuck about being judged by first-world nonvegan pansies who can't even run around the fucking block
-smashing out youtube videos every day, even if it's just a video talking about megalodon sharks while wearing a vegan tshirt
-has a vasectomy cos there are too many fucking orphans as it is
-if the champion cunt is male, his balls will typically be the size of watermelons
-if the champion cunt is female, typically well-trained in the noble art of ballbusting
by arrgitsasnake March 12, 2016
Get the champion cunt mug.When a guy is fucking someone in the ass, and pisses inside the butthole. As piss fills the rectal cavity, pressure builds, and ultimately the cork pops, spewing urine back out the ass.
Wanda was into some kinky shit. As I got her in the ass, I began pissing until POP goes the champagne cork and I couldn't hold it in there any longer.
by AEROSE August 18, 2016
Get the champagne cork mug.A Gadget used to consume large quantities of Champagne really fuckin fast. It’s usually made out of a glass tub with a shot glass attached.
Lisa/Lisa can down that bottle in under 5 seconds.
Score Chicks can pound that Champagne down fast with that champagne shooter.
Score Chicks can pound that Champagne down fast with that champagne shooter.
by RJW7926 November 13, 2016
Get the champagne shooter mug.1. A shot of vodka mixed with a glass of champagne, preferably dry. One may drink it as a bomb shot, a shot glass of vodka dropped into a glass of champagne, as well.
2. A "best of both worlds" libation that has the perfect balance between sophistication, champagne, and ghetto/unruly, vodka.
2. A "best of both worlds" libation that has the perfect balance between sophistication, champagne, and ghetto/unruly, vodka.
WHAT YOUR FAVORITE DRINK SAYS ABOUT YOU:
Shot of Vodka: I'm a bad bitch...
Glass of Champagne: I'm boujee bitch...
Champagne Bomb: I'm a bad AND boujee bitch at the same damn time!
Shot of Vodka: I'm a bad bitch...
Glass of Champagne: I'm boujee bitch...
Champagne Bomb: I'm a bad AND boujee bitch at the same damn time!
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