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Carson G

this man is so incredibly sexy and hot. If i was told that there was a new kid at school and his name was Carson G, I would instantly climax. Theres no such thing as a man with a longer peen and a more beautiful body than someone named carson g. I want any Carson G to have my kids.
Oh My Gosh That Guys is so hot, hes such a carson g
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Carson Johnson

When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.
Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me”

Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”
by anonymous April 23, 2024
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Carson

Carson, at first he may seem like a nice down to earth guy, but he has a bit of a weird side too him. Hes always like one girl and would do anything to get her. Everybody finds him nice and sweet, But be aware hes the type of guy to beat his limp dick off to a girls Instagram beach pictures.
"is that carson jacking his joystick on the deck??"
by 31876263746 May 30, 2018
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Carson Tichenor

An absolute unit who is so incredibly hot and is very good at anything he does. You want to be like a Carson Tichenor
Girl: did you see that new boy at school?
Other girl: yesss! He’s so much like a Carson Tichenor!
by BigTichington March 21, 2021
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Carson

Oh my god carson is such a loud main
by CroatianBirdSucker April 10, 2023
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Carson

A fursona that has a beautiful voice who can basically control you and has dog cock for days
Ex: Carson, it says on your resume you have dog cock for days?

Carson: Dame right I do
by Psychobooty09 August 28, 2017
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sliding on carson

you mom having an threesome with your friend who's name is carson and his uncle
Mom you did sliding on carson!!
by bigboysus February 22, 2022
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