Carpet Beating

Jerking off in someone else’s room

Stop carpet beating and get out of my room

by Ayurpjurp May 28, 2019

carpet pole

A hairy penis.

She loved the cock so she took a ride on my carpet pole.

by Durtball283 April 26, 2014

Crusty carpet

A carpet that has gathered so much dust that it has fossilised and become crust.

That carpet is such a crusty carpet! Clean it!

by BeefyToeFandom November 17, 2018

Carpet banging

What a crackhead does when the run out of crack. Searching for a piece of crack that you're positive fell onto the carpet at some point during your crack binge.

"You seen pookie?"
"Yeah man that fool was carpet banging though so i ain't tryin to fuck with him."

by RPC3 September 13, 2019

Repainting the Carpet

Euphemism for period.

Valentine's day is ruined, I will be repainting the carpet on the 14th.

by Sleepless Author March 3, 2015

walk the carpet

The phrase in Las Vegas when a escort hooker goes out to freelance or get a client from within the casino. Usually at what of the casino bars.

Mercedes, Lexus, and I are going to walk the carpet down at Bellagio tonight. There is lot of John's throwing money around.

by Vegas P May 31, 2017

Carolina Carpet

A racial slur for an african-american person for use in an argument.

Black man: "BRO SHUT YO GOOFY MAYONAISE SKIN ASS UP" White guy: "I'MA BEAT YOUR CAROLINA CARPET ASS"

by BIGMUSCULAROILEDMEN July 28, 2023