Carpet Bombing

When you pull out just before you blow and paint the chick's bush white

"Man, I was railing this chick last night who had a jungle style bush, and I was carpet bombing her like it was the 60's"

by H. V. Stalinov June 15, 2023

Dust the carpet

When you proceed to dance (get down on it) so intensely that you kick up dust from the carpet.

Yo put some of that Marvin Gaye shit on dawg. I’m trying to dust the carpet right quick.

by ThatsTheyz April 29, 2022

Smokey Carpet

The act of giving or receiving oral sex from a person who has undergone a tracheodomy (aka the smoker's hole).

Melissa gave me a smokey carpet for 3 hours. Thank God she had that surgery or else she would have choked!

by Harold Chastington III Esq. November 13, 2011

Crusty carpet

A carpet that has gathered so much dust that it has fossilised and become crust.

That carpet is such a crusty carpet! Clean it!

by BeefyToeFandom November 17, 2018

Carpet-Banned

the banning of many accounts all at once on a server or site

oh shit discord just carpet-banned that entire server. every account is banned

by assaultpencil May 10, 2022

carpet balls

The itchyness of one's gonads as though one has been fornicating on carpet.

Shit man, these undies have given me carpet balls.

by speech boy June 11, 2018

carpet croaker

Hairy stanky pussy. A pussy that looks like the lawn of a 2 month old for-closed home. Pussy has the briny taste of fish, example a croaker.

Justin: Yo, hooked up with Susan last night.
Cooper: Dam bro how was it?
Justin: She was good but her pussy was so hairy and salty.

Cooper: Fuck man she sounds like a real carpet croaker.

by SmellingSalts69 October 2, 2022