Candle Huffing

The annoying act of smelling every candle in a retail outlet that sells candles, including Yankee Candle, BB&B, Cracker Barrel, Bath & Body Works, and others.

Girl: Let's go to the mall.
Guy: I can't.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I went to Yankee Candle last week and got kicked out for Candle Huffing.
Girl: You're a douchebag.
Guy: But Napa Valley Harvest smells so good. And Clean Cotton smells like new towels.

by Hogie1975 July 8, 2011

Candlestand

A body position forming a 'c' shape, with the person laying on their back with their legs and butt hanging over their head.

The priest was shocked to find his daughter mid-candlestand during mass.

by The Prophet Mohammed June 6, 2014

Candleographer

A person whom creates hand-poured candles and wax products

Joe Blog is a brilliant Candleographer!

by MrsMenz June 2, 2015

candle apple

As in a type of person: someone who, at first, seems to be very intriguing; someone you'd like to get to know better. But the more you know about the person, the more you just want to light them on fire.

"She made a great first impression, but turned out to be a total candle apple."

by Meowtown September 10, 2015

Candlewick

Someone who is fake, steals bf/gf, plays with your feelings, a ho, and someone who brags a lot.

Anne: Omg, did you see these cute little shoes I got?
Josey: Omg, I like.
Mr: stfu you two candlewicks!

by A_Drunk_Pillow July 3, 2016

Candle

Cigarette; cigar; any cylindrical object that can be lit and smoked.

My mom came into my room and asked why it smelled like smoke. I told her I was lighting a candle.

by King_of_Mexico August 6, 2016

Candle cock

Any condition that leads to your penis having the sensation of a burning tip.

I should have been more careful on Saturday night. That girl has given me a definite case of candle cock.

by DonAdrianoDeArmando May 25, 2016