Canadian Calzone 

The act of placing chewing tobacco inside the foreskin of ones penis and having sexual intercourse with a nice young female.

Wow that girl's such a poor sow, she let that guy take her out for a Canadian Calzone on the first date.

Canadian Calzone by Pee Bubble September 5, 2010

Canadian Tuxedo 

Today it refers to any outfit consisting of a denim jacket, with denim jeans. Originating in the 1950s, crooner Bing Crosby was nearly rejected from an upscale hotel because he had been wearing an all-denim outfit. Levis heard of this and sent him a special-made all denim tuxedo.

Justin looked completely ridiculous wearing his Canadian tuxedo.

Canadian Tuxedo by Demacsspider April 3, 2015

canadian band incest

1. the tendency of Canadian bands to merge with other Canadian bands (or artists from other Canadian bands) on various things.

2. superconnection

1. The Stills new album will show that they've been participating in Canadian band incest because Emily Haines is on it.

2. superconnected...

canadian band incest by nini's a ninja May 4, 2006

Canadian Government 

A horrible, inefficient, man-made entity that is effectively destroying everything we hold dear and our proud of in Canada. Everyday they are inching towards a police state. In a sense they are a gang of thugs with guns stealing money at an unprecedented rate, and then pissing it away and giving it to losers. It is foolish to ask them for protection or trust them with anything you want to keep in your procession.

Q: Why the hell is my pay cheque so small?
A: The Canadian Government took 50% of it, without your consent.

Canadian Government by Matt_vn May 4, 2006

Canadian Goose 

While entering a girl from behind rhythmically thrust, honk, and flap your arms simultaneously as though you are a flying canadian goose.

Last night I totally pulled off the Canadian Goose on your wife!

Canadian Goose by Rapeythewarewolf December 7, 2011

Canadian style 

When a male, without asking, goes exploring on his own and attempts to have anal sex with a girl. Believed to be derived from Canada's 2010 ad slogan "Come explore Canada."

He flipped me over and I thought we were going to do it doggy style, but he decided to go rouge and did me Canadian style.

Canadian style by Sarah81 August 29, 2010

Canadian Bacon Nipples 

When a chick has nipples as large (or larger) that Canadian bacon.

Jenna's Canadian bacon nipples are such a turn off.

Canadian Bacon Nipples by Karissa December 17, 2004