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Christmas Cake

A woman 26 years+ who is considered to be past her prime, undesirable, used goods and/or no good.

The term originates from Japan where it is tradition to eat cake on Christmas. So a cake intended for Christmas that was not eaten or is left over is considered bad and should be thrown out. Japanese businessmen coined the term, once again emphasizing the Japanese desire for a young and virginal wife. Japanese women over the age of 26 most often have to rely on either a hastily semi-arranged marriage to a friend of the family or, more frequently, marry a foreigner as they are rarely aware of the stigma or don't care.
"If we wait until after grad school, I'll be Christmas Cake."
"She just turned 26. She's Christmas Cake now."
"She married her husband at 30, so you know he wasn't bothered that she was Christmas Cake."
by killerkee June 13, 2013
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Cake Grabbing

The act of grabbing cake in one's hand without dropping it or getting frosting all over your hand or anyone else and then eating the cake. This only applies when one uses a single hand, not two. Usually only guys or men participate in this.
I was so hungry for some of that chocolate cake, but all of my plates and flatware were dirty, so I had to go cake grabbing.
by Oodles and oodles of noodles! February 21, 2010
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crotch cake

Joey: Hey Jim, do you like crotch cake?

Jim: No, the thorns go all over my face every time I eat some.
by pokerjuicer September 25, 2009
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Cake is in the oven

Fat Rick: Odelay holmes! The cake is in the oven!

Buho: Cake? What fuckin' cake?

Fat Rick: You know, the cake is in the oven!

Buho: Huh?

Fat Rick: Remember what Huesos told you! Well, the dope car was just dropped outside that shitty dive bar!

Buho: Hey bro, I thought we weren't supposed to actually say that!

Fat Rick bitch slaps Buho.
by ZXY&ABC July 28, 2019
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Cringe Cake

When someone possesses a cringey personality trait, or when someone says cringey things often.
Madi Bond is such a cringe cake when she told that story.
by Watermeloonsmoothie December 15, 2018
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Caked up

Having a big booty or when someone’s butt looks fat/ good
Daisy’s caked up!”
“Have you been working out, you’re caked up!”
by SavageWordDict. December 18, 2018
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Cake tray

Related to the Muffin top but extra. Wobbly bits that wobble, especially over jeans. Eurgh!
" Buy some jeans that fit you, your wobbly cake tray looks minging " " I have cake tray syndrome, i can get away with it " " Sap "
by Lauryn.Sparkles February 12, 2010
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