Barking at fish

Puking in a body of water, usually from drinking too much.

After the party, I ended up barking at fish as the sun rose over the ocean.

by Beamishgirl May 25, 2019

Barkeit

When you are about to fix a non functioning machine or appliance and it immediately starts working without you really touching anything.

Hey Dave what was wrong with that Airconditioner??

All good done a barkeit on it.

by Pirategod365 July 11, 2019

Barkologist

A barkologist is a scientist who studies the sound dogs make and conducts research in an attempt to explore and further explain barking.

My dog has a job he's a barkologist. My dog is a professor of barkology and and barkologist.

by dylanmitchell July 14, 2019

Barketing

An advertising method used to target the canine audience.

The dog food commercial with the dog chasing the chuck wagon is my favorite barketing campaign!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

Barkikuddi

A mystic sorcerer who has mastered the ability to influence his surroundings by blessing or cursing people and places.

From the Fulani words:

Barki meaning "blessings"
and
Kuddi meaning "curses"

"After Kate dumped me, I went out and hired a Barkikuddi sorcerer to call down a curse and make her life a living hell.

by on September 23, 2019

barkphews

When your sister has dogs, and you are an uncle to said dogs.

For example: I'm going over, and can't wait to see my barkphews. It's been a long min.

by Iminacultcallmydad June 28, 2020

Barkmitzvah

Religious coming of age for a dog

My dog Jake had his Barkmitzvah today

by The Countercycler November 15, 2020