Bruce Juice

Bruce Lee Potion that Steve Uerkel created for his machine that changes him into different characers (i.e. including Stefan).

"Steve and Carl kicked the bandits' asses thanks to the Bruce Juice."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 13, 2009

Robert the Bruce

Robert the Bruce was allowed to be King of Scotland after apologising to Mel Gibson for trying to kill him as a sort of witty joke. Encouraged by an encounter with a spider on the Isle of Arran, he burned his bannocks or "boxer shorts" in front of the English Army, and proceeded to slaughter them because of his ingenious rules of battle (whereby anyone who correctly guessed their enemy's nationality was allowed "free hits").

One day Robert the Bruce is coming back, and then certain people will be in big trouble. He will sort everything out. He will tell us what to do. He will buy us presents. He will let us bring in games instead of doing work, and he will give out mini Mars Bars for those who please him. He is not really dead, this is a vicious and unsubstantiated rumour propounded by the same scientists who claim that dinosaurs are extinct.

This is not a joke and is deadly serious. Also he will let us have a go on his horse.

Robert the Bruce... Also see giggles and John Robinson

by kodiac1 July 4, 2006

broner

An erection caused by an extreme moment of bro activity, including the noticing of a sick new lax pinny, fresh flow, an ice cold case of natty, etc.

Chad: Dude, did you see Brantford's new spoon? It's fucking sick!

Mike: Totes dude, completey popped a broner after seeing it.

by Bob Donatucci February 19, 2011

Broner

One man's cash and prizes entering a half-chub situation when in the presence of another male, usually a good friend. It is essentially an unintentional erection but retains no shame and is perfectly acceptable.

"Oh man, that's so awesome and cool. We agree on everything and I like it. High Five!" -Tim M.

"Absolutely. Total broner moment!" -Joe S.

"You guys are weird, do those actually exist" - Mary L.

by Giuseppe Gino February 27, 2011

broner

When a bunch of guys just hang out and everything is good. You become relaxed and all of a sudden feel a slight girth growth from below. It soon swells in accordance to the amount of broness in the surrounding area. No girls allowed. Discussion topics to insight a broner can include, but not limited to:

Boobs
Anime (esp. tentacles)
Broners
winking assholes
football
DragonBallZ
skull fucking
gerbils

Goose proudly displayed his raging broner to the class after a night long tandem session of goodness. Unbeknown to Goose, both Dave and Mike also had broners.

Broner Tandem Diagram:

Mike 8==>, Goose 8==>, Dave 8==>

by dfarbe1 November 22, 2009

brunette

A female that will generally be more attractive, more intelligent, more compassionate, more fun to be around, etc., that a blonde. Brunettes are sexier and more exotic than blondes, because brunettes are rarer. I think it's really sad that a lot of people (mostly blondes) think they're prettier, when pretty much every guy I know thinks brunettes are way hotter, because we are. This isn't arrogance. It's scientifically proven.

Guy #1: Whoa, check out that smoking brunette.
Guy #2: Yeah, she's really hot. And she's smart and funny, too. Man, I wish I could date a brunette. All blondes are stupid sluts and whores.
Guy #1: Yeah, man.

by MontanaLuv<3babygrl January 16, 2008

Bruce Springsteen

A Rock legend who has been considered by many people to be one of the greatest American songwriters of all time. If you think the Boss sucks, then you should start to consider on why you're actually given the privilege to actually breathe.

His newest album "Devils & Dust" is being released April 26th.

by KyLe March 24, 2005