Blunderbus

A charabanc for bastards.

Agent 1: Look, here comes our ride.
Agent 2: Man, that's the blunderbus. Weren't your parents married?
Agent 1: Oops! My bad!

by TheNix November 6, 2010

bouldering

referring specifically to wearing underwear with shaved testicles.

Yo - you bouldering today?

Ya - I be bouldering.

Bouldering is great but this is really hurting my crotch.

by BJE4 August 6, 2010

Boulder Nap

The nap that ensues immediately after being struck on the head by a large boulder.

When you encounter a person taking a boulder nap, you should check the area for loose rocks or else you might take one too!

by Jakeamus October 1, 2010

blunderbugs

Another term for crabs, an STI characterized by small pubic lice inhabiting ones happy forest down bellow. The "blunder" was having sex with that cheap gas station hooker, and the "bugs" are the little present you get to take home.

Eric: Dude, I was down at the 7-11 yesterday and I met this girl named Destinie

John: And now your dick wont stop itching as though your underwear was suddenly made of steel wool?

Eric: Yeah, how did you...?

John: Blunderbugs, broseph. Go get some good shampoo

by Garblesnarf September 28, 2011

Boulderfusing

When a woman takes the gonads/nuts/testies of a man she is very fond of and gorilla glues each nut to the corresponding thigh and then breaks his knee caps causing to fall into a horizontal split position thus causing his nutsack to be ripped in half.

After pegging Johnny Appleseed, Maryellen started boulderfusing with him.

by dillhole man! March 1, 2012

blunderbussing

Trying really hard to find a solution to a problem. Originated from Bloodborne.

*Guy 1 fighting a Hunter in Bloodborne*
Guy 1: This boss is so fucking hard to beat!!
Guy 2: Keep blunderbussing, he's not even a boss.

by danksponge420 April 6, 2015

blunderguff

Criticism brought on by a mistake.

I realize that I really messed up, but I don't appreciate all the blunderguff she's giving me.

by Joeloveskelly June 8, 2016