When a man jizzes in cup and then microwaves it, and then with out warning dumps it all over his girlfriend.
Peter:" So has your relationship with your bitch?"
Paul: "Not so great. I gave her a portuguese hot water bottle and now shes pissed!"
Paul: "Not so great. I gave her a portuguese hot water bottle and now shes pissed!"
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Did you hear about Dave? That bottle worm ran over his own dog last night pulling into the driveway.
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