Portuguese Hot water bottle

When a man jizzes in cup and then microwaves it, and then with out warning dumps it all over his girlfriend.

Peter:" So has your relationship with your bitch?"

Paul: "Not so great. I gave her a portuguese hot water bottle and now shes pissed!"

by bitchezzzman August 4, 2009

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boflichter scale

A logarithmic scale used to express how bofl something is. Normal values are 1-10, 10 being the most extreme.

<Stan> I'm a perfect 10 on the boflichter scale.

by BOLIVER February 2, 2003

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bothline

Mentioned in Newsweek by writer Benjamin Sutherland, to describe being neither online or offline, but a combination of both, thanks to the use of GPS cellphones and services like loopt

Her status is set to bothline.

Ping me anytime, I'm usually bothline.

by vanillavodka October 11, 2007

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Describes any person who inserts stories of their drunken misadventures into every converation and begins every story ." So I was like drunk and then ...." giving the listener the impression they are nearly always drunk and not much brighter than your average earth worm.

Did you hear about Dave? That bottle worm ran over his own dog last night pulling into the driveway.

by Steve the Mormon January 11, 2008

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Bottle Burn

When drinking from a 2 liter or similar heavy bottle more than once, leaving a mark on your finger from the lifting up motion eventually staying there for a period of time like rope burn.

John drinks out of 2 liter bottles so much he gave himself bottle burn on his finger.

by Sen4lifE April 13, 2010

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