blarp

When one gets shit upon, in the context of "owned" or "pwned". blarp, blarped, blarping, etc.

Holy shit, I just got blarped on so badly by KayEmX. Never playing Halo again.

by stagga July 10, 2010

Bloop

verb. - refering to a person's extra flesh.
Synonyms - fat, pudgy, overweight, obese, plump

Your stomach is very bloop.

by M732189734978 March 4, 2009

blope

A word used to bump a thread to the top of a message board. From the sound of a bubble rising to the top of the water.

Why did you blope such an old thread?

by blope September 25, 2007

bloop

bloody poop. blood in your stool.

"I need to start eating more fiber, my bloops are getting nasty"

by nubesLas January 16, 2009

Bloop

taking a bong rip while you are pooping: Blooping.

Dave: Dude I just took a huge Bloop. I feel so relaxed.

Me: Thankfully the odor of ganja masks the awful stench of your bowel movement.

Dave: Tacos.

by biglefty August 22, 2009

Bloop

1. Someone who thinks they are Hott and amazing in absolutely every single way... But are normally ugly.

2. To bloop: to blurt out nonsense, make someone confused, or start a conversation with the word bloop

Ex:
1. Oh there goes that bloop with her super short skirt flirting with those guys...

2.Me: hey guess what?
You: Bloop
Me: What?? Haha woww
You: I know, aren't I random?

by Jellybelly<3 January 17, 2012

Bloop

The sound made when one farts in water.

Bloooooop bloop!
-Crap! I shouldn't have eaten those fish tacos!

by Shawn B. April 17, 2003