Q*bert

An arcade game from 1982, one of the more anoying arcade games that came out during that time. The basic gist is you control the little orange alien Q*bert around the M. C. Escher style levels. Q*bert must jump on ever square while avoiding a varity of colored blobs. The controls are clunky at best, and at times they will leave you yelling out in frustraiton. All in all the game is highly addictive, but it's not worth the hassle of breaking somthing in a fit of rage.

Guy 1: Hey what happen to all your money?

Guy2 : I blew it all on that damn arcade game

Guy 1: Which one?

Guy 2: Q*bert. the colors man, the colors.

by Maigg July 19, 2006

Bertha

Bertha is an illegal drug, commonly used in the southeastern Ukrainian regions. Users will take a hollow shell made of solidified Crack Cocaine, filled with weed smoke and coated generously in Mexican Black Tar Heroin. Users will then load this into a Big Bertha Cannon and send the drugs into their rectal cavity. This drug is very illegal, but rarely used because of the high prices to import Heroin from North America. People refer to this as the "Finisher drug," because it is said that those who take Bertha and survive never will do another drug again.

"Did you hear about Mike? He died trying Bertha last night!"
"AW, thought that pussy could take it."

by waetaermaelaen August 16, 2014

bertie

Someone who makes up farfetched stories and events which ‘happened to him’
When confronted about this he will get very stressed and insist the event did happen, if you still say it didn’t he will go on to be abusive.

Someone who falls in love every 5 minutes with miscellaneous girls over the internet having not met them, or even spoken to them for long.

A user.

Someone who has their head so far up their own arse they cannot see the light, yet continue munching on their own shit until they believe it.

Someone who insists they are fit and awesome at life; yet could do with losing a few pounds and learning to spell properly.

Someone who likes to believe they have a large female 'fan base' and are quite simply 'the sex'. Yet, unknown to him most girls think he is a total twat.

guy: "omg mate i got mugged twice today, then hit by a car and stabbed"
mate: "dude, stop being such a bertie"

lad: "i dont know what to do!! i have all these girls after me, who shall i choose? they all think im so hawt!"
girl: "right...you're such a bertie!"

*who in their right mind would find him in the slightest attractive? arrogant cocky bastard, he's such a bertie*

by don't care? January 28, 2008

a bert

1. derogatory term used for someone who can't "get any"

might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish

You couldnt even get any from that prostitute after you offered $100? You're such a bert.

by Rasheed Scott September 1, 2008

bert

Bert. Other wise known as breaking of the wind.

The dog berted 5 or 6 times yesterday.

by I'm you father July 29, 2008

Bert

V. To utilize inappropriate materials and methods to repair a damaged object.

Term originated to describe the quality of work done by a friend's father - Bert covered their whole roof with duct tape to seal a leak instead of just replacing the shingles.

That guy totally Berted that roof - who would ever think that someone would use actually use $300 worth of duct tape to fix a roof leak?

by Bert's Neighbor September 13, 2006

q-bert

Slang term for a quarter pound of marijuana.

Meet me at the spot with a q-bert.

by Johnny Tats October 31, 2007