indonesian blaster 

A sexual faux pas wherein an individual sharts while receiving analingus.

“How did your date go last night?”
“It was going well until she gave me an indonesian blaster”

indonesian blaster by Mulletmafia January 4, 2021

Maple-Blaster 

adverb describing when one receives a hand-job from someone of Canadian descent

On my trip to Canada, i went behind the gas station for an authentic Maple-Blaster

Maple-Blaster by Cyric2244 July 2, 2021

hoe blaster 

A very small gun a girl can carry in her purse for self defense or if Starbucks runs out of pumpkin spice lattes

Britney scared off Karen at Trader Joe’s by tellin’ her she’d cap her with her hoe blaster

hoe blaster by anonymous August 17, 2021

master blaster

A large dose of cocaine (or speed, for the criminally insane), inhaled through the nose.

P1: Woah, Johnny just racked that whole set of lines.
P2: Master blaster.

master blaster by masterblastin August 19, 2021

Baha Blaster 

After you eat taco bell you have an explosive shit

I was a baha blaster

Baha Blaster by Hollo0w September 9, 2021

Brittany Blaster 

Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm

Can’t wait for my Brittany blaster this afternoon

Brittany Blaster by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021

Crack blaster 

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.

I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.

Crack blaster by Dickbender December 4, 2021