blanket blaster

Someone who masturbates in bed and doesn't keep it clean, getting their cum all over the place.

I found out the hard way on laundry day that my teenage son has become a blanket blaster.

by BBlaster June 1, 2025

hoe blaster

A very small gun a girl can carry in her purse for self defense or if Starbucks runs out of pumpkin spice lattes

Britney scared off Karen at Trader Joe’s by tellin’ her she’d cap her with her hoe blaster

by anonymous August 17, 2021

Noodle blaster

a nigger!

Theres a dirty noodle blaster trespassing onto my property! His porch monkey cousins are with him in skimasks!

by Noodle Blaster May 7, 2023

The sewage blaster

Definiton of The sewage blaster

"I came but the dirt blasted it away"

Cumming into a girl but she has Diarrhea,
And shoots feces and sperm at you

Defined
"Dude lets fuck just dont do The sewage blaster"
"Did you just blast sewage at me..?"
"The sewage blasted all over me..)

by ThoughtsOflobotomic June 2, 2024

Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.

Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.

by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025

indonesian blaster

A sexual faux pas wherein an individual sharts while receiving analingus.

“How did your date go last night?”
“It was going well until she gave me an indonesian blaster”

by Mulletmafia January 4, 2021

Range Blaster Main

Commonly found in tower control, Hate torpedoes, Will get 23 kills from pressing ZR, Often Prochara fans, the coolest and best splatoon players

"I kept dying to that Range blaster main!"

by PunkyCalamari June 4, 2023