Biatchitudesteinition

To be a bitch. AT ALL TIME. When you sleep, when you're dead. When you were a featus, you were still being a bitch with your mom's inner, insulting her pancreas and other organs.

Girl1 : Jordy is soooo pulling out her biatchitudesteinition everytime she sees me.

Someone else : Wholy Chiatz, where did you pull that word from?!

by Hoe MY ZORZ July 30, 2010

Bitchitous

a non-deadly disease that most women have and show. The disease causes them to act EXTREMILY bitchy!!

Kristen sure seem's to be acting bitchy lately, she must have bitchitous

by Patrick_Hughes August 23, 2007

Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 2, 2016

brag bitchin'

inflating the importance of what you do by complaining about how hard and demanding it is.

Freddie spends more time brag bitchin' about all he has to do than he spends doing it.

by Ray A January 14, 2008

Layout Bitchin'

The act of bitching when Facebook releases a new layout. This involves creating hate groups and 10000 hate status'.

Member 1: "WHY YOU CHANGE LAYOUT, FACEBOOK!?"

Member 2: "Dude, chill. It's just a layout! Stop layout bitchin'".

by ThugLife!! September 24, 2011

bitching

slang for coll or something hot looking

it is a surf slang word
That is a bitching surf board dude.
That chick is bitching.

by Ashlee Fisher November 8, 2007

Bitching and Winning

A point beyond perfection, unattainable to most humans. A level of awesome so great others may mistake it for drug use.

I’m so tired of pretending like my life isn’t perfect and bitching and winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’ and just delivering the goods at every freakin’ turn. --Charlie Sheen

This sandwich is so bitching and winning.

by conrad1952 March 16, 2011