mad beers

the amount of beers it takes to be completely sloshed. usually consumed in succession.

Person A: dude, do you wanna get drunk tonight?

Person B: yeah man, let's drink mad beers!

by mad beers June 20, 2008

Beer Gnome

Someone that steals your beer and gets drunk without paying a dime

Guy 1: Wheres all my beer!
Guy 2: Looks like the beer gnome struck again!

by Mogli333 June 24, 2011

Non-beer

A calm mixed drink or short drink consumed casually once too many beers have been had.

'Another drink lads?' 'Hmm, perhaps a cheeky non-beer'

by Bowncing November 26, 2009

Beers Deep

When you drink so many beers that you are willing to have sex with girls that you wouldn't touch while sober.

Chris got beers deep last night and hooked up with that fat girl from wal-mart.

by Whiskeys June 28, 2015

Beer Oopsie

when you have too much to drink and you go out with an ugly or incredibly feminine man (getting an instaboner in this situation would be advised against)

I had the worst beer oopsie of my life last night she had a penis

by Zmoney December 7, 2005

Sproot Beer

(noun) The combanation of the two sodas: Sprite and root beer

Dude is that coke?

NO?!?! Its Sproot beer?!?!

by Jsolaracko September 26, 2011

Up the Beers

A shout-out for everyone to drink one's beer; to turn's one's beer up(side down) as in chugging. Similar to the shout-out 'Cheers' but with more implied emphasis on chugging one's beer.

A modulation of 'bottoms up'.

"Up the Beers!" <everyone proceeds to toss their beers back in such as fury as to have them upside down; as to chug.>

by p4ttythep3rf3ct August 24, 2011