anal beard

A hairy arse

When you bend over, it looks like a yeti is trying to climb out of you arse crack.

by TommiGunn March 16, 2004

craig david's beard

A womans' pubic region which has been carefully trimmed so much that it resembles the beard of singer Craig David.

"How do you like my muff, Gerald? I've trimmed it for you"
"Love a duck!! It looks like Craig David's beard!!"

by Russ David April 26, 2006

DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD

THE EXCESS SKIN HANGING DOWN FROM A WORE OUT MUCH USED VIGINA RESEMBLING THE APPEARANCE OF A CHICKEN/ROOSTERS LOOSE DANGLING BEARD. SLANG FOR LOOSE VAGINA.

MARY STRIPPED NAKED AT TODDS PARTY SHOWING EVERYONE HER DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD JUST BEFORE SHE SANK THE BOAT IN THE POND.

by BNEVILS August 24, 2008

Beardruff

Like dandruff, but for your beard/goatee.

Shit man you got some bad beardruff there, you should like moisturise or something

by veridis July 18, 2008

Bearded Urinal

Any public urinal covered in pubic hair from one or more people.
How all of that hair gets there day after day is still a mystery to me?

Did you see the goatee on that Bearded Urinal? You could've shaved it with a razor!

by JRBesq January 8, 2009

Beard-nod

The gesture a bearded man gives to another bearded fellow as a greeting, farewell or salute.

To give a proper beard-nod a man must:
1. Raise his hand right hand to his beard/chin
2. Stroke his chin with his index finger and thumb while giving a nod in the direction of the other bearded man
3. remain SILENT!!!!

"Did you say 'goodbye' to Matthew?" asked Tanner
"There was no need! I gave him a beard-nod instead!" replied Paul.

OR!

"Did you see that!?!" questioned Tanner.
"Oh Yes! That was a beard-nod! It's i how two bearded men say 'hello'!" answered Dayne.

by NESPax November 27, 2011

beardcheese

The nasty particles, to include, but not limited to, dead skin, food, etc., which work their way out of someone's beard.

Vernon is constantly stroking his beard and now his desk and keyboard are covered with "beardcheese".

by Jessie 92 January 20, 2014