Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!

A line shouted at actress KATHLEEN TURNER as she was on stage acting in a 2002 Broadway production of THE GRADUATE. The line was shouted during a full frontal nude scene featuring the overweight 40-something actress. The heckler was PAUL MICHAEL MERCURIO, acting as part of a prank for "The Opie and Anthony" radio show. Audio of the entire stunt (Mercurio and two other audience members had running tape recorders in their shirt pockets at the time) can be heard on YouTube by simply typing in the infamous line.

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(April 12, 2002)
(KATHLEEN TURNER is on stage as 'Mrs. Robinson' in the Broadway production of "The Graduate". She drops a towel, showing her (horrific) naked body to the audience. Just then...)

(AUDIENCE MEMBER, later revealed to be comedian Paul Michael Mercurio, stands up in his seat and SCREAMS): "Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!"

(A WOMAN in the audience can be heard GASPING)

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Go into Google and start typing in "Kathleen put your goddamn clothes back on." Google "suggests" the entire sentence as you reach the word "your". Seems significant enough to warrant an entry on UD.

by corcan November 10, 2010

back seat

to "take a back seat" is to assume a non-participatory role on an issue or situation.

"I'm sick of taking a back seat about things that go on around here. I'm gonna say a few things at tomorrow's meeting!"

by Bungalow Bill August 25, 2005

back fist

When a person masturbates.

Boy back fist too much.
Yuh love back fist too much daaagggg....

by Chad The Great November 21, 2016

this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy

@JUSTJOOO

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this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy

by gawkgawk147 May 20, 2023

back in black

1) an AC/DC single
2) an album of the same name of the single

1) I'm currently listening to "Back In Black".
2) "Back In Black", according to a book, is one of the greatest rock albums ever.

by Tim April 2, 2004

back against the wall

if your back is against the wall it means you have been cornered by an unfavorable situation with no futher room to retreat and you must either fight back or die.

i didn't want to fight but that dickhead had my back against the wall so I broke a beer bottle over his head

by jilm June 14, 2013

back bottom gristle lumps

Pickled human shit.

Cyrus just ate some back bottom gristle lumps, yeah he ate shit!

by vive cuervo October 20, 2008