battery acid

The stuff inside storage batteries

If vegetables could talk, i would cut them up and throw them into battery acid.

by ggggggggg June 17, 2005

baby batter blizzard

when you shoot a load in a blizzard frozen treat and feed it to some whore, probably tylers mom

"i just gave Tyler's whore ass mom a baby batter blizzard"
"oh snap ! that bitch sits four!"

by anus greasley December 29, 2007

Batser

Dutch word for someone who is having sexual intercourse, from the verb batsen.

Girl: Hey batser, wanna fuck?
Guy: Yes, please!

by EmmaBatstJou September 6, 2007

D Batteried

The act of performing coitus aka sexual intercourse on an air mattress that was filled up using a device that requires D batteries. This is usually executed while staying at the residence of a friend and you do not have a bed to bring the girl back to, so you do it on the air mattress provided to you for your stay.

Yo dude, I totally D batteried this slut last night.

by Nickroxmoms November 4, 2013

Essex County Battering Ram

A plastic chip of a certain thickness that is used to jimmy open locked doors. Bus passes are too thin, but an old expired credit card is just thick enough.

We let ourselves into Fritz's office using the old Essex County Battering Ram. Then we cleaned him out.

by Lightnin' Roy March 14, 2008

batter on

In Ireland, the term means to "head off" or "leave." It can refer to leaving anywhere at all.

"Right lads, I'm gonna batter on here now"

"Alright, cya later."

by jitsuka May 6, 2008

Battered Deer

A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.

You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there

Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable

:The result:

Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"

by "Juggernaut" August 3, 2009