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Conservative Tea Baggers

A group of uninformed, ignorant, conservative, douche bags, who go to tea bagging parties(sponsored by like-minded douche bags, Joe The Dipshit/Plumber, and Newt "I dump my wife when she has cancer" Gingrich) talking about how Obama is a socialist for raising taxes back to Reagan levels...
I can't believe I voted for the Republican party once, after watching all these crazy Conservative Tea Baggers
by jo jo, circus elephant boy April 14, 2009
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flaming badger

When penetrating a female from behind, one simply douses her ass in lighter fluid and ignites it. Then proceed to scratch at the flames violently in an effort to (a) put out the flames and (b) imitate an enraged badger.
Yo, I gave your mom the ol' flaming badger last night. She's in the ICU now, but she'll survive.
by Sandwiches October 10, 2006
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bagel badger

a person who very strange or stupid
Glen stop being a bagel badger and be normal
by pooppopo October 20, 2009
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ENAMEL BANGER

a huge turd, so long it touches the toilet bowl before being 'crimped off' by the ass muscles- also known as a 'crowd pleaser' , a yam, U571 or a Trent Otter
I did a massive shit last night, a real Enamel Banger
by Mr Cunninglinguist May 15, 2010
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Keyboard basher

Someone who beats their keyboard in frustration when they lose at a videogame, either due to poor teammates or the sad fact they just suck. Typically sticks to beige OEM keyboards as they're the cheaapest, and cycles keyboards every two months.
Keyboard bashers are a common sight at LAN parties.

Devil 2 U: Come on guys! GET A FLAG!
***Devil 2 U was killed by KFC's artillery.
Devil 2 U: AAARRGHH!! (bashes keyboard repeatedly)
by Androktasie November 14, 2005
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belly bangers

The act of not finding the hole on a fat chick and picking a roll to bang instead.
Slick Willy couldn't find her puss so he belly banged her.
by Guru Imakuni February 21, 2003
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bacon banger

A bacon banger is a person of either sex who's sexual preference leans more towards a person with a more chubby or rotund appearance.
The gentleman next door always paraded a slew of bacon bangers in and out of his apartment at all hours of the night.
by mizfinething September 4, 2008
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