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Barking

It's when one defecates on another's chest, and waits until the top layer dries into a crust(use of a heat gun is recommended). Then it may be stripped off like tree bark, and the process is repeated. The resulting product may be used to fuel fires if appropriately dried.
"Man, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that I like barking and have done it before, it's really not that hard just to ask me directly if he wants me to do it for him so badly!"
by LittleBeast April 22, 2025
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Barking

When something is holding you down diff, like ode. To the extent that it
howls at you.
Person1: Bro I just won the lottery
Person 2: Omg you’re barking
by Liutenant Bitches June 9, 2022
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Letting the dogs bark.

Ripping your socks off, and letting your toes breathe.
Joe: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DANNY?!?!
Danny: Im letting the dogs bark.
by Vexinxenox1 May 28, 2022
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barking tires

Peeling out, burning rubber. The sound made when one floors it causing the tires on a car or truck to squeal loudly.
After the car meet people stood on the sidewalk to watch the cars drive away. They were all barking tires as they left.
by Uh_Cool_Dood January 8, 2022
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Tree bark

Tree bark Loves weird movies music and no one in the world enjoys a good book tho.. if you’re feeling antisocial and full of sarcasm you might be an Emily or Tree bark…

“I hate Timmy” says only tree barks and Emily’s
by anonymous August 5, 2023
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Bark Bite

The act of a dog barking and a human then inserts their hand into the dogs said mouth. The dog while barking is now biting the humans hand.
Our neighbor suffered bark bite while playing with our dog who was barking at them. She put her hand in our dogs mouth while he was barking which caused a bite. She suffered from bark bite.
by El President-a March 21, 2021
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All bark and no bite

Alfie Colville is all bark and no bite, he said he would beat me up if i didn’t give him my lunch money
by BigBlackMan42069 August 10, 2024
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