similar to a normal benchpress at a gym but instead one has a second spotter that squeezes the blood out of a raw steak into the mouth of the subject doing the benchpress exercise.
"dude, did you hear about the new way to bench, its called the beefcake....totally killer man"
Real Testimonial: "I was at first skeptical about the potential gains that my peers told me the benchpress beefcake would give me. I included one set in my daily routine and within the first day I gaind 35 pounds of ROCK HARD MUSCLE!"
Real Testimonial: "I was at first skeptical about the potential gains that my peers told me the benchpress beefcake would give me. I included one set in my daily routine and within the first day I gaind 35 pounds of ROCK HARD MUSCLE!"
by Loofi May 2, 2008
Get the benchpress beefcake mug.Sitting on a bench in the schoolyard during recess against one's will; punishment imposed by teachers on elementary school children for bad behavior.
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Preface: Chode is the area between the bottom of your ball sack and your butthole.
Baunch is simply chode sweat.
Baunch is simply chode sweat.
by Leviathan October 27, 2004
Get the baunch mug.In other words, an "old catcher". As in someone whose old and takes it in the ass.
Saying "Johnny Bench called" is as to say "you're an old catcher", or "you take it in the ass".
As used in the Animated Sitcom Archer on FX.
Saying "Johnny Bench called" is as to say "you're an old catcher", or "you take it in the ass".
As used in the Animated Sitcom Archer on FX.
Archer catches his mother having phone sex.
Conversation ensues.
Mother: Then get out, and for godsake take a shower. Smells like a whore house in here.
Archer: Okay... You're Own Fingers
Mother: Hmm?
Archer: Nothing.... Johnny Bench called.
Conversation ensues.
Mother: Then get out, and for godsake take a shower. Smells like a whore house in here.
Archer: Okay... You're Own Fingers
Mother: Hmm?
Archer: Nothing.... Johnny Bench called.
by MontgomeryBrogan January 31, 2010
Get the Johnny Bench Called mug.Bench litrerally means; "Bare-Hench" A combination of 2 frequently used words in UK sub cultures, Bare (taken from the Chav section of society) and Hench (taken from the Metler other half)
by Owen April 5, 2005
Get the Bench mug.To sit on a bench in a public place for an hour or more, because you have no place to go, probably because you are homeless.
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