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badgey-sense 

The ability of a deaf badger to sense when a tree is about to fall on him in an unotherwise unpolulated forest. The badgey sense usually manifests itself as a loud noise in the badgers head, similar to hearing but different cos the fucker is deaf..
Back in the olden days deaf lumberjacks used to keep a badger in a cage. When a tree was about to fall, the badgey-sense would go whack and the badger would scream, alerting the lumberjacks to the falling tree...
badgey-sense by Sploody May 8, 2006

Sol-Badguy 

The preseumed main character in the Guilty Gear series. Born around the turn of the 21st century, He is the first subject to undergo testing to eventually became the first gear. The headgear he wears surpresses his cells from undergoing the mutation that would cause him to resemble something along the lines of justice. He is responsible for making the outrages (anti-gear weapons). He saved Kliff from a gear when Kliff was 6, then was later recruited by Kliff into the Sacred Order of Holy Knights. After becomming displeased with the methods used by the Sacred Order, he abandoned the Order, taking one of the outrages with him (of the 8 outrages, 3 of them are used by some of the Guilty Gear characters. Sol makes use of the fireseal sword. The lightningseal sword that Ky uses and the Zessan fan that Anji uses are also outrages) Sol is responsible for locking Justice away, as well for the final defeat of Justice. Sol also happens to know "that Man" who calls Sol by his real name Fredrick. Sol makes use of the fire element which can be representative of his desire to put an end to the violence brought on by the gears through destroying them.
Riot Jeans are expensive and the only brand of jeans that Sol will wear.
Sol-Badguy by O.o November 1, 2003

slop badger 

one who eats the unripened fruit from a tree, that is a metaphor ie. a peadophile
gary glitter has sex with children - he is a slop badger
slop badger by jez north October 3, 2007

Looking for badgers 

Cottaging. Gay cruising for casual sex.
I was merely on Hampstead Heath looking for badgers.
Looking for badgers by Jizz mopper September 12, 2003

Badger Game 

A con trick, which begins with a jailbait.

For the purpose of this definition the jailbait is named Jane. This is a generic name for the purpose of this definition. No offence is intended towards any real life Janes who may be adult, consenting, law-abiding, honest, and clean living.

Jane is sunbathing alone on a beach, wearing only a skimpy bikini. Soon a single man called Mark, approaches and lies down next to her.

Jane smiles. Mark smiles back.

A conversation follows. First small talk about the sunny weather, but goes onto pop music, fashion, and skateboarding.

Who is grooming whom? We shall soon see!

They progresses to holding hands.

"It's too hot out", says Jane, "Lets go to my place!" - or maybe they go for a meal at McDonalds on the way. Mark pays of course.

At her place, it is empty. They go upstairs and begin to fumble.

Suddenly, the bedroom door opens, and Jane's mother comes in, slaps her in the face, and starts screaming at Jane. Mark's todger droops immediately, and any sexual feelings immediately evapourates.

The Jane's father comes in, a big hard man with tattoos all over him, sees Mark, and shakes him down for all he's worth.

"Now get out of there before I call the police!"

Mark beats a hasty retreat!

When Mark have disappeared down the road, the three laugh together and say, "$200! What a haul!"
Mark was a victim of the Badger Game.
Badger Game by Kerb November 30, 2004
The greatest animal ever to be found on gods fine earth. These creatures can be found in woodland areas and live in sets, they are black and white and about the size of a dog. They are the dudes of the forest, so dont mess, seriously, you go anywhere near these guys and the will attack, and trust me they are fast, one chased my mate and had him trapped up a tree for half an hour once! If they werent so few, they would rule the world with a badger army no problem! Also the word badger can be used in the same way as pester, or irritate i.e Stop badgering me. And on top of all that, badger just sounds funny...
There is a badger on the kerrang adverts, he can be seen wearing a firemans outfit and torturing other small woodland creatures
badger by pete_coe July 15, 2008