Bachelor laundry load

Throwing all dirty clothes, towels, socks, regardless of colors and put washer on COLD. Throw an extra few wash minutes as you smash it in the front loader. Add detergent and fabric softener and hope for the best.

I am doing a 3 loads to 1 load conversion. Fukkit , doing a bachelor laundry load.

I have been free ballin' for a week, I need to do a bachelor laundry load with drawzzz in it for sure.

by Dani T December 28, 2013

bachelor bomb

When a single man (or Dad who's bach'ing it for awhile) is a domestic shit show and destroys the house (usually the kitchen).

Sorry bro, I can't come over to watch the game-- I just set a bachelor bomb off in our kitchen and Elizabeth gets back tonight so I need to clean this shit up post-haste.

by Marauder12 July 7, 2016

Bachelor wash

When you wash dishes without soap and just rub the food particles off with your fingers.

My girlfriend always criticizes my bachelor washing technique.

by Chieftank January 2, 2019

de-bachelorize

verb (-ing, -ized)
the act of replacing typical bachelor decor in the home with items considered more feminine.

"Jessica just moved in and has started to de-bachelorize my place."
"Amy de-bachelorized Todd's home by putting that duvet on the bed."

by stew1234 April 28, 2009

Bum Bachelor

A term used to describe a homosexual who lives by themselves and are generally lonely. Bum Bachelor is also used in a derogatory state to imply someone is gay but no gay man/woman wants them.

'Hey Jonathan you're a bum bachelor!'
'I know, i'm such a gay loner.'

by Mitchnut June 22, 2012

Technically a bachelor day

Where people who are single, but nobody in their right mind would ever go out with them. Always on Febuary 12, the day before bachelors day.

I am going to get wasted and die inside on technically a bachelor day

by Literallydeadinside February 11, 2019

Bachauling

Pronounced "bockling" - a team sport popular in major cities with sense populations where taxis are common place. Involves the rotation of team members in and out of different taxis, when said taxis are not in motion. More experienced players are able to barrel roll out of the taxi while it IS in motion. The sport requires the use of full body suits made out of a material and similar in design to that of a morph suit, with the addition of protective padding in key areas to avoid road rash. Helmets are also used, which are similar to full face motorcycle helmets with the addition of an intercom system allowing team mates to communicate with one another. The goal of the sport is to get to the specified destination the fastest via taxi only and without paying.

"She moved to New York City for bachauling."

"The state bachauling team made nationals!"

by Mgaze1234 February 2, 2013