back-up bitch

The next person in line that you ask to do something with after your preferred person isn't able to.

guy 1: "My girlfriend can't make it for lunch with me today...do you want to go?"
guy 2: "What, am I your back-up bitch?"

by RNPS September 6, 2007

BACKYARD BOOGIE

dirt weed,regualar ass weed,bush,reggie miller,

"that backyard boogie will have ya knock tha fuck out"

by lunaticloco January 2, 2008

bacon

n. Delicious strips of juicy, pork heaven. Served often at breakfast with eggs, but perfectly good served alone and at any time of day.

Joe: "There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who love bacon..."

John: "...and those who love bacon but won't admit it."

by Joe Saylor September 6, 2008

bachelor hibernation

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men, become relationship free. Similar to a bear hibernating. Thus avoiding, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship ect.
This can be an even bigger bonus and a TOTAL bachelor hibernation if her birthday occurs, during the hibernation period

Tommy Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

by White Choc March 3, 2011

backdoorgasm

When a person laughs so hard their bowels quiver and they shit their pants.

I saw Richard Pryor on tv last night. I laughed so hard I had a backdoorgasm and had to change my underwear!

by afallenmind May 31, 2011

Backcountry Medicine

Noun. - A mix of aloe and lube that provides a smooth and soothing anal experience.

After a hard day's trek, the hikers built camp and settled down for some good old fashioned backcountry medicine.

by Stampy October 27, 2011

Back and belly rat

1) Years ago in Jamaica this term was used to describe envious and devious people
2) A hater

One man came home, found his wife, raped, and killed along with his two daughters. His best friend was by his side trying to comfort him. The killer only leaves one clue. His finger prints on a cigarette butt. Years rolls by and the police in Canada could not find the killer, however a streak of luck comes their way. The killer ran into an accident, they took his fingerprint, and it matched the crime from many years ago. He immediately confessed to the crime. “Why did you killed out the entire family of your best friend?” the police ask, the killer replied. “Everything he had is what I always dreamt of having".
This back and belly rat will never be a free man.

By Dr. James. A McBean. D.Th., MCC

Copyright © 2009 Library of Congress Washington.D.C.20559

by tpizzle4shizzle January 27, 2012