April

The baddest bitch ever. She’s both simultaneously cute as fuck and hot as hell and you can’t decide which one she’s more of so you just go with both. She’s got a fat ass and a great, hilarious personality unlike most of the everyday bitches that exist. She’s great at video games, can rap as fast as Eminem, and runs a legendary meme page. She’s a mix between a hot cheetos ghetto baddie and a 90s skater type crazy son of a bitch. I know you’re probably like, how is that mix even possible? But once you meet April you’ll know exactly how.

April is hands down the coolest bitch I’ve ever met, and will ever meet, ever.

by CharlieBrown’sPubes July 2, 2021

April 30

Internacional Lose ur virginity day

If u are a virgin get ready to lose ur virginity with ur boo or ur best friend april 30

by Xxxporn.com April 21, 2019

April 14

National do whatever you want day You can do what ever u want on April 14{ Let me explain : 1. ITS a SUNDAY! 2.all these things have to be legal! (Unless you want to be in court ya know! 3. Have respect! 4. Have fun!

April 14 is

by U DONT KNOW ME OK?! April 14, 2019

april 18

National Anal Sex Day

*Sees guy at the bar wearing an April 18th shirt*
"Hey!"
*both men salute the greatest of holidays*

by MadKingMaric July 22, 2016

april 3

a girl born on this day is such babygirl. she’s the best girl you’ll ever have.

they’re cute and shy on the outside but are naughty girls when they’re alone with you.

they LOVE stuffed animals and plushies, whore for hello kitty, look cute/hot af in lingerie

she’ll cook for you then suck your dick so good right after, she’s a keeper. never let her go.

“it’s my girl’s birthday tomorrow, i still need to get her something”

“she born on april 3? just get her some plushies and fuck her good that night, she’ll love it”

by tokyo.bbygirl October 31, 2019

April 24th

Only the baddest of all bitches were born on this day. Fuck it up baddies

“I heard that sarah was a bad bitch 🤩” “yeah because she was born on april 24th” I LOVE U SUSAN.

by GaBbY D November 15, 2019

April 25th

The perfect date! It's not to hot and it's not to cold! All you need is a light jacket!

Person A: What is your idea of the perfect date?

Person B: April 25th!

by hehehe! :D October 2, 2012