A single-layered thinking drone originally thought to exist in only small numbers. To help them assimilate into the real world, a computer with only simple functions so that the drones don't get confused was created. Eventually, more products were produced after it was discovered that the number or drones are in the millions. While scientists have been unable to find ways to increase brain performance in this species, a corporation named "Apple" has had financial success in at least convincing that the drone specimen is vastly superior to that of everything else.
by Admiral Exellent June 06, 2010
From "The World is Yours" by Nas, featured on Illmatic
"Dwellin in the Rotten Apple, you get tackled
Or caught by the devil's lasso, shit is a hassle"
"Dwellin in the Rotten Apple, you get tackled
Or caught by the devil's lasso, shit is a hassle"
by SonOfLiberty87 April 02, 2007
by Wally elsissy September 05, 2006
A cross country tradition in which an apple is peirced with hundreds of toothpicks. You then throw the spiny fruit to your teammates until everyone has caught it. You finally go to the ice machines on all the floors of your hotel and fill your bath tub with ice and place the spine apple in the tub the night before your race and you can't ever do bad. Done only on traveling meets.
by Kellen Cole September 26, 2007
Apple Care became Poison Apple from a febrile group of thirteen COVID-19 infected upper level Apple employees in a hospital in with no windows. Poison Apple Developers are emotionally dark. They answered with anger, invalidation and with hostility customers would stop calling. The Poison Apple group started each day with watching Osho or Deepak Chopra footage and ended with full color war footage from the mid 1990s Poison Apple technicians had no training because most people would hang up. Poison Apple Employees say it was impossible or a questions is unimportant. Making fun of people helped. These employees were paid less than before. Tim Cook loved this idea because it would reduce call volume and increase profits for share holders. Apple stock peaked sharply in May 2021 and plummeted in June 2021 to $5 per share. New Start Up developed in Melbourne Australia by 3 female students who met at Uni. Pavlova products are 100% recyclable. Pavlova uses highly trained employees in tech who would resolves issues quickly. Apple is a product of grouchy old farts who used the Next Door App to be fight with neighbors online. Pavlova was the brand chosen by youth and vibrant athletic older people. Apple for the toilet to measures urine volume. named iPEE. Microsoft purchased Apple and later merged apple and Microsoft. The software was called iSOFT. Impotence of the baby boomers inspired this. Apple became overly focused on bodily functions.
I sold my iPad, Apple Pencil , iPhone and MacBook after Apple support changed to the Poison Apple. I liked the polite intelligent tech support at Pavlova. I liked that Pavlova products are made in Australia, USA and Canada.created High Paying jobs the united states in call centers and factories. The American dream was reality again.
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by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine June 02, 2021
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She is a girl who LOVES apples. She only takes one bite and then throws them away. She hates boys that start with H and C.
by The Lol gang January 04, 2020